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The Great American Glory Hole Songbook

A “found object” with over a dozen public domain songs about glory holes, spanning genre (madrigal, hymnal, patter song), language (Jazz age slang, Latin, Quebecois), and topic (covering glory hole etiquette, tending, patriotism, and more). You’ve never seen a book of sheet music like The Great American Glory Hole Songbook. Comes with a limited edition, hand-drawn trompe de l'oeil cutout cover.

Era: 1880s - 1925
Published: December 2025
Stats: 44 pages; 8” x 11”

26 Stories About a Young Phil Jackson

A frequently racy novella about NBA legend Phil Jackson stealing ideas and breaking hearts. (It’s an allegory about American culture!) Each story has a QR code to listen to its audio recording.

Era: 1960s, 1970s, 1980s
Published: March 2023
Stats: 40 pages; 4.25” x 6.87”

Memories of Fat Camp

Two years of forced exercise, public swimsuit weigh-ins, and frenching. With loving, collar-tug interviews with the author’s family.

Era: late 1990s
Published: February 2022
Stats: 28 pages; 5.5” x 8.5”

All Zines

The ultimate indulgence. Treat yourself to a mega-haul of every single Content Queen zine that’s on in print, plus free, cute stickers galore. Save from shelf price when you buy as a bundle.